What they don't tell you in the "bike washing tips" videos

Do not wash your bike if all of the following are true:

- It's summertime

- It's late afternoon

- You are in Canada

- You just finished a ride and are still wearing your kit 

Did you know that mosquitoes can bite straight through lycra shorts? It was news to me too. Yeah, and when you're bent over your bike, there's a particular area presented as a large target. No, I will not be providing photographic evidence.